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You can't live without the light, but you can't also live without the darkness.
They balance each other or else the world will be to bright/dark.
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Manic: Hey, did you know I have two piercings on my eyebrow?
Smoker: Yeah.
Manic: Did you know I have a piercing on my tail?
Smoker: Yeah.
Manic: Did you know I have a piercing on my dick?
Smoker: You're lying.
Manic: Damn!
Traditional is much faster. I need not even a half hour.
But it's very great done. good job. and cool idea.
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PLEASE NO SLANG AND SHORTINGS! I CAN'T SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH!!! I use an online translator and it can't translate slang or shortings.
I kenn you wedder. I have you beschnuppert. And I komm back to you and pett you gegen dat Schienbein, dat you humpelt
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Shea: *whispers* Can you stop, please?
Can you stop the fire?
You cant stop the fire,
you wont say the words.
Please, Please....
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I've moved to this account ----> :iconsandlion-curse:
See ya there
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